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Demon Chaser II
by David Berardelli
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After successfully sending Gutrillus Canus back to Hell, Tiffany LeBouf and her sidekick Chip, the mischievous inferior demon, are sent to Central Florida on a brand-new assignment--to find a delinquent inferior brought up by Braithwaite, the new super demon who has come up from Hell to replace Balberith. (Published: 2010)
Words: 88297 - Reading Time: 252-353 min.
Category: Humor/Mainstream
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Operation Thunderspell
by Kage Alan
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Agents Nicholas Inker and Anthony Hamilton: one's American, the other is Chinese. One has the brains, the other the brawn. And the one thing they share, besides annoying each other, is an arsenal of insults for anyone caught in the crossfire. Enter the League: they're the latest international threat, a terrorist group with an unknown agenda and untraceable funding. Until now? Guided by Debora, their trigger-happy handler, Nicholas and Anthony are assigned to uncover the League's innermost wor... more info>> (Published: 2010)
Words: 77021 - Reading Time: 220-308 min.
Category: Humor/Suspense/Thriller
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The Jeeves Omnibus: My Man Jeeves; Right Ho, Jeeves
by P. G. Wodehouse
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Two Jeeves and Bertie novels for one low price. Here are the first two Jeeves novels, My Man Jeeves and Right Ho, Jeeves, complete and unabridged--over 800 pages of reading pleasure in one inexpensive eBook. You will howl, you'll laugh, your sides will need stitching, when you read the classic adventures that made a certain British butler a household word. (Published: 2004)
Words: 200000 - Reading Time: 571-800 min.
Category: Humor/Mainstream
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Demon Chaser
by David Berardelli
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Sexy, sassy and dead, Tiffany LeBouf is pulled into Hell by the incompetent demon Gutril. Paired with the demon Chip, she is sent to find Gutril after he is summoned to Ohio by a teenage girl goofing off with a spell she'd found online . They are given three days to find Gutril and bring him back before he can select a mortal host and remain here. As a spirit, Tiffany finds that she has the ability to change her breast size at will and conjure up any outfits she desires. She also realizes that h... more info>> (Published: 2009)
Words: 93874 - Reading Time: 268-375 min.
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King of the Blue Planet
by Mike Resnick
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The sole human occupant and proprietor of a fueling-stop planet on the outer rim negotiates terms to become the new galactic Switzerland. (Published: 1988)
Words: 3475 - Reading Time: 9-13 min.
Category: Humor/Science Fiction
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Bad Hair Day
by Nancy Darryl
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Hannah Hailstone's split ends are a divining rod for disaster. Hannah just found a sexy man in the back seat of her car--semi-conscious and bleeding, but at least he has a pulse. Her father, a James Bond wannabe with a penchant for gambling, has disappeared. And there's a man in a pink Cadillac tailing her hippy artist mother. Hannah's plans to re-read her Nancy Drew Mysteries--the vintage, hard cover collection--have changed. Now she's got a real mystery on her hands. Cooper West is on a losing... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 78150 - Reading Time: 223-312 min.
Category: Humor/Romance
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A Steel Trap Mind and Other Vignettes
by Darrell Bain
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During the last part of October of this year, 2006, we had a tremendous amount of rain over a period of a week, twenty inches or so. During much of that time the satellite for my computer couldn't be contacted so I wasn't able to get on line. Still, I can't stay away from my computer. I finished up my last novel, Warp Point then began looking through some old files I had kept that were in a different word processing program. I had never been able to access them before, but while fooling around, ... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 5652 - Reading Time: 16-22 min.
Category: Humor/Mainstream
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Free-Range Chickens [Secure]
by Simon Rich
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In his riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich found humor in some of life's most desperate situations. Now this former editor of The Harvard Lampoon and current writer for Saturday Night Live has returned to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy ("Is there a face fairy?") and his initial reaction to the "Got-your-nose" game ("Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a... more info>>
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How I Wrote the New Testament, Ushered in the Renaissance, and Birdied the 17th Hole at Pebble Beach
by Mike Resnick
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When an itinerant Jewish businessman is commanded (condemned?) by Christ to "tarry here until I return," he spends the next 2000 years trying to keep busy and occasionally helping along the advancement of civilization. (Published: 1990)
Words: 2403 - Reading Time: 6-9 min.
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Tales from a Texas Christmas Tree Farm
by Darrell Bain
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When a couple in their forties move to the country and start a Christmas tree farm, with no idea at all of what they are getting into, you have all the makings of some hilarious stories. From start to the present day, read about everything you never knew about Christmas trees and how they're grown and marketed. Darrell and Betty did things two ways: the wrong way first, of course, which is what makes the book funny, from selling trees with aphids in them to hired hands who shaved trees to the bo... more info>>
Words: 22923 - Reading Time: 65-91 min.
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The First P. G. Wodehouse Omnibus: The Indiscretions of Archie; The Intrusion of Jimmy; The Coming of Bill
by P. G. Wodehouse
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A Triple-Scoop of Frolicsome, Rollicking Fun from the Creator of Jeeves and Wooster! Archie, who has the world's greatest gift for putting his oversized foot in his oversized mouth, indiscreetly sticks his nose in where he ought not, marrying the beauteous Lucille Brewster, whose millionaire father strongly disapproves. Then Archie develops his knack for getting in deeper and deeper with Father Brewster, with hilarious results. Next, Jimmy Pitt falls in love, befriends a burglar, and burgles a p... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 225387 - Reading Time: 643-901 min.
Category: Humor/Classic Literature
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A Corpse is a Corpse
by Richard W. Browne
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It started with a corpse sitting in Jim's office chair... Who's Waldo? Jim sat across from the dead man, an unfired gun in his hand. "Who the hell are you, Waldo?" he said in the angry tone that helped keep the fear bottled up. "How did you get in here? What are you doing at my desk?" Sitting in the chair opposite the body, he stretched out one leg in deference to the dress sword at his side. The weapon's scarlet tassel clashed with the burgundy fabric of the chair, as did the red plume in his h... more info>> (Published: 2002)
Words: 76805 - Reading Time: 219-307 min.
Category: Humor/Mystery/Crime
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation
by Kage Alan
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Welcome to the world of 19-year-old Andy Stevenson, where life is ruled by Murphy's Law and if something doesn't seem like it can get any worse, it generally does. 1989: The adventure begins during the summer after Andy's freshman year of college when he must accompany his grandmother on a six-day trip to California. Upon arrival, however, life becomes a series of comical faux pas with relatives who can't remember his name, women who want to charge him $10 to put suntan lotion on their bodies an... more info>> (Published: 2008)
Words: 69401 - Reading Time: 198-277 min.
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A Taste of Damsel
by Thomas Gerencer
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Anyone can slay a dragon. Well, provided they are dragonslayers, which Colson isn't. But even clerks from photocopy shops can have heroic qualities, and even the very, very old can learn new tricks. (Published: 2002)
Words: 2716 - Reading Time: 7-10 min.
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Andy Stevenson vs. The Lord of the Loins
by Kage Alan
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Welcome back to the world of Andy Stevenson, where life is just one run-in with Murphy's Law after another. Having returned home from his summer vacation in California where he "came out" the hard and hilarious way in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy heads back to college for his sophomore year. It's not until Christmas break is over that things start to heat up. Blonde bombshell/poet Tristan may or may not be taking a liking to Andy, but how far will he go to fin... more info>> (Published: 2008)
Words: 70839 - Reading Time: 202-283 min.
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Around the Bend
by Darrell Bain
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How would ordinary citizens react to a society where any crime can be committed so long as you have enough money to pay the fine? How did a Manx kitten gain a tail? What happens after you die? Was it technology or magic that drove two spinsters together? Suppose you could write a letter to God and get an answer--but first you had to join His fan club? What do butterflies have to do with funerals? How did Darrell Bain react to 9/11? What ever happened to that lost Viagra pill? Do ghosts have sexu... more info>> (Published: 2003)
Words: 41510 - Reading Time: 118-166 min.
Category: Humor/Fantasy
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Daddy Needs a Drink: An Irreverent Look at Parenting from a Dad Who Truly Loves His Kids--Even When They're Driving Him Nuts [Secure]
by Robert Wilder
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A Santa Fe dad shares heartwarming, comic, often ludicrous tales of raising a family in this laugh-out-loud book perfect for anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or the whimsical commentary of Dave Barry. Waxing both profound and profane on issues close to a father's heart--from exploding diapers to toddler tantrums, from the horrors of dressing up as Frosty the Snowman to the moments that make a father proud--Robert Wilder brilliantly captures the joys and absurdities of being a pa... more info>>
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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker
by Lynda Hilburn
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Told in first person by the vampire herself (Zara), this is the diary of an ancient, self-absorbed, yet-amusing nightwalker. She lusts for both sex and blood. Unfortunately, something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven, a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO, and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting ... more info>>
Words: 12091 - Reading Time: 34-48 min.
Category: Humor/Dark Fantasy
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Just Add Water
by Jinx Schwartz
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After leaving a life-long swath of failed multi-national affairs in her jet stream, it is no wonder Hetta prefers living with her dog, RJ. But old habits die hard, and trolling for triceps is Hetta's hobby. Plying the waterfront in search of Saturday brunch, Hetta's attention is snagged by a parade of passing yachts--especially their predominantly male skippers--and experiences a champagne-induced epiphany: If she had a boat, she could get a man. In hopes a floating Valhalla will overcome an all... more info>> (Published: 2006) EPIC eBook Award Winner
Words: 92551 - Reading Time: 264-370 min.
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Medics Wild! [Medics Wild Series Book 1]
by Darrell Bain
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When the Williard brothers get going, any resemblance to a real war is purely coincidental! Sgt. James Williard uses his position as the hauncho of a medical dispensary in Vietnam as a base, while he and his crazy medics turn the war zone into a party zone. Williard's two brothers, Jerry, a naval ensign and Jason (Jumpin' Jase)--the Marine fighter pilot who regularly loses 15 million dollar planes--join the fun and then it is like no war ever recorded. Wilder than M*A*S*H, a hilarious romp. (Published: 2001)
Words: 72241 - Reading Time: 206-288 min.
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Milky Way Marmalade
by Mike DiCerto
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What Douglas Adams did for the genre in the 20th Century, Mike DiCerto does for it in the 21st (and then some!) He blends his unlimited absurdist imagination, a cynical political sensibility with a dash of optimistic mystical thrill seeking, with a lump of orange gelatin! The result? A riotous, raunchy ruckus with a rock & roll heart. Milky Way Marmalade is proof that no matter how sick and evil things may become you can always count on a good guitar solo to save the day! (Published: 2003) Dream Realm Award Winner, EPIC eBook Award Finalist
Words: 112448 - Reading Time: 321-449 min.
Category: Humor/Science Fiction
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Missing, Presumed Undead
by Jeremy Davies
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Missing, Presumed Undead is Elmore Leonard meets Dashiel Hammett meets Terry Pratchett with China Mieville peering through the window (they got along fine until Terry spilt his tea all over Elmore's Italian sports jacket...). It has an intriguing mystery driven plot, dipped in funny syrup and set in a classical fantasy-style world with the mood and magic driven "technology" of a Casablanca-style 30's detective story. It isn't so much hard boiled as char grilled, with a side salad. (Published: 2005)
Words: 90007 - Reading Time: 257-360 min.
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Mrs. Vamberry Takes a Trip
by Mike Resnick
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Linguistic miscues and misunderstandings pepper this humorous account of Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, and a mysterious lady in a raincoat. (Published: 1989)
Words: 3477 - Reading Time: 9-13 min.
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Oddball Squadron
by Robert Clyde Moore
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Sergeant Bob Steele catches militaritis. He wants to make retirement, but he is surrounded by crazies at Oddball Squadron and in his personal life. Commander Backtrail wants to get rid of him and the other perverts. Meanwhile, Major Headshrinker, the base psychiatrist, becomes famous by writing papers on them. When Sergeant Bob is tagged for war games, this bad luck interferes with his womanizing and drinking. War games are hell! But when he returns to work, the real battles start. Several chara... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 76829 - Reading Time: 219-307 min.
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Out of Whack
by Jeff Strand
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From the author of How to Rescue a Dead Princess comes Out of Whack, an outrageous comedy about friendship, love, following your dreams, and other really scary stuff. Seth Trexler has two goals in life: to find success with his off-the-wall sketch comedy troupe, and to win the girl of his dreams. But when you suffer from brain-erasing stage fright and an incredible female-phobia, those goals can be a bit tricky to attain. With his best friend Travis at his side, Seth struggles to overcome his fe... more info>> (Published: 2004)
Words: 80722 - Reading Time: 230-322 min.
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